Friday, 7 November 2008

WAR - What is it good for?

Editors Note: If you're a little lost about what's going on in this post then you'll have to click the links to fully understand the gravity of the situation.

As many of you are no doubt aware from the official Maxi News outlet - the new 'Axis of Evil' aka K8 the GR8 has surfaced from the fiery depths of hell and arrived on our doorstep. Forget about the hunt for Osama Bin Laden (big girlie pussy with a beard that hides in a cave and wears a Nappy on his head) This she-devil is broadcasting her lies and evil filth 24/7 and must be apprehended at all cost.

Allow me to introduce to you Satans sister
- K8 the GR8.
The witch that put the '8' in fornica8e, she put the 'K' in Kocaine, she put the 'G' in tonic, and she donated 100 Euros to the dyslecix bad spellerz of the wurld - well .......ok....... in retrospect that wasn't so bad.

The time has come for you to take arms, take sides and unite for the good of the country. Ladies and gentlemen, we are at the crossroads of the future of Irish humanity and no it's not the Lisbon Treaty. The two questions you need to ask yourself are:

Whose side will you be on?
Whose round is it? = Mine's a double.

NEWSFLASH - This just in - Danger, warning , warning : Latest terror alert status has been raised to hairbrush

Editors Update 12 hours later: No more blog posts to be written late at night under the influence - no really I mean it this time.

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Megan November 07, 2008 10:37 pm  

I'm still trying to find out how this war started. And what a long, strange trip it's been so far...

Baino November 08, 2008 6:46 am  

Now I didn't qualify for the Maxiland Cabinet being an alien and all, and I'm not keen on blowing out site stats with cheap stunts so I'm the el cheapo tea lady in Maxiland but have a deep loyalty to she who should not be mentioned. So I'm the 'involved' fence sitter. Now like all other combatants in this blogwar I expect you to wear your pointy newspaper hat and swash a buckling cylindrical post pack at your opponent. First cylinder to bend has to retreat and come over to my tea trolley for a hot Darjeeling or Orange Peko . . okay?
And if you're on Maxi's team . . you'll need a big bucket of blue liquid . .isn't that what tampons absorb?

Baino November 08, 2008 6:49 am  

Oh and if you're not on Maxi's team, don't bend over when you drop the soap!

Maxi Cane November 08, 2008 9:11 am  

You shall be greatly rewarded for your loyalty.

It all started when K8 threatened to bomb me with tampons.

All soap in Maxiland is on ropes.

Quickroute November 08, 2008 4:31 pm  

@ Megan: The worst has yet to come

@ Baino: If you don't serve booze - I ain't drinkin' yer tea

@ Maxi: pay me like an Irish politician and I'll be happy

Lifecruiser November 08, 2008 5:37 pm  

I don't do war's any more. I've sort of retired. *giggles*

Just give a Guinness or a Caipirinha and I'm chilled enough....

Cheers :-)

(Found you through Mark's blog)

Quickroute November 09, 2008 7:21 am  

@ Lifecruiser: Welcome - but you're a bad influence - never offer an Irishman drink if there's work to be done

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