Editors Note: If you're a little lost about what's going on in this post then you'll have to click the links to fully understand the gravity of the situation.
As many of you are no doubt aware from the official Maxi News outlet - the new 'Axis of Evil' aka K8 the GR8 has surfaced from the fiery depths of hell and arrived on our doorstep. Forget about the hunt for Osama Bin Laden (big girlie pussy with a beard that hides in a cave and wears a Nappy on his head) This she-devil is broadcasting her lies and evil filth 24/7 and must be apprehended at all cost.
Allow me to introduce to you Satans sister - K8 the GR8.
The witch that put the '8' in fornica8e, she put the 'K' in Kocaine, she put the 'G' in tonic, and she donated 100 Euros to the dyslecix bad spellerz of the wurld - well .......ok....... in retrospect that wasn't so bad.
The time has come for you to take arms, take sides and unite for the good of the country. Ladies and gentlemen, we are at the crossroads of the future of Irish humanity and no it's not the Lisbon Treaty. The two questions you need to ask yourself are:
Whose side will you be on?
Whose round is it? = Mine's a double.
NEWSFLASH - This just in - Danger, warning , warning : Latest terror alert status has been raised to hairbrush
Editors Update 12 hours later: No more blog posts to be written late at night under the influence - no really I mean it this time.
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