So you can just imagine my surprise to discover the man upstairs (Jesus) is now following me on Twitter. Some of you will recall my altercation with the Holy One many years ago [click here for a recap], so I'm delighted to be back in favour. He doesn't seem to be too popular yet so I suspect he might be just using me to get to my friends/followers. So my question to you is...Should I follow Jesus back or risk being damned to the fiery depths of Hell? If I don't follow him and he unfollows me - what then? Advice?
Jesus (@Jaezuzz) is now following your tweets (@quickroute) on Twitter.
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