As a city slicker, I thoroughly enjoyed the childhood summer vacations in my Mums neck of the woods (Lecanvey, Murrisk, County Mayo). People often think of a city as dangerous but the countryside is not without it's own dangers, especially for a child from the city.
The most terrifying experience I remember as a wee lad of about 8 years old, was with snails and slugs. I was walking thru a wet field when I suddenly became aware of the huge amount of slugs and snails all around me. I froze dead in my tracks and I felt like I was completely surrounded by the slimy monsters. To me it seemed like they were slowly and collectively advancing upon me, to eat me or worse. I stood there for a good ten minutes screaming at the top of my lungs before someone rescued me.
Killer SnailsIt's true in hindsight, they didn't advance very far in that ten minutes and I also seem to remember a good deal of ridicule about the whole affair afterward but at the time I practically sh!t my pants!
Tell me now - What were/are YOU afraid of?
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Cockroaches. I'm terrified of the little buggers. Very glad I don't live in one of those places where there're armies of them. I used to work in a bookshop where they were always crawling around the basement. Gave me the heeby jeebies.
ReplyDeleteSpiders. Give me a snake, but a spider just creeps the hell out of me.
ReplyDeleteI had a book of short stories once, can't remember the title but it was cool. In one story a guy raised snals, and they were multiplying out of control, until one day he had to force his way in. The door slid shut, covered with thousands of snails, hidden. He became panicked, delirious, unable to find up, down, the door, in a ball of snails, and there he met his end. WOW!
Another in the book had a prisoner put in a cell that was carved into a giant horizontal wheel of stone, that was inside a mountain. There were hidden slots that food and water were passed in, and all day every day he and the thousands of others locked in the cells had to push to move the wheel. The harder and longer thay push, the shorter the sentence they serve. Are the other's carrying their wight? Do you push or ride out the time? Creepy.
Both were well written and cool.
Robot Nine
as a kid in the countryside electric fences were my biggest fear!
ReplyDeleteThe pedestrian part of the Clifton Suspension Bridge (go Brunell!).
ReplyDeleteIt was one of those steel mesh affairs, completely safe but because I could se ALL the way down to the water I was terrified that I would somehow fall through the small holes and plunge to my doom.
Hey, I was 3.
Wow I'm way older than you lot and your long term memory is much better than mine. Apparently I used to literally crawl under the carpet on Guy Fawkes night but I don't remember. I do remember being terrified of the reflection of shiny objects dancing on the wall or ceiling. These days, snakes, spiders, lizards are a way of life . . can't stand bull ants. Aggressive little shits and huge and they hurt when they bite! PS: Get a Blue Tongue Lizard, they eat slugs and snails!
ReplyDeleteWhile I was in Ireland, I was told the country has no snakes. I think this is a complete lie. Even if the country began with no snakes, are you telling me nobody has ever sneaked one into the country? Surely the snake could survive by eating snails.
ReplyDeleteRats, violence and violent people, and I remember I used to scare the crap outta myself in bed as a kid by projecing a torch on the ceiling and then slowing moving my hand into the beam. Felt like some giant was going to pick me up. Shudder to think about it.
ReplyDelete@ Nick: Yes I hate those things - they have huge roaches in Oz - I would hear them at night and turn on the light to see them scurrying for a corner
ReplyDelete@ Robot: Those are cool stories. I wouldn't be able to sleep after reading those.
@ Conortje: I got zapped by one of those once - once bitten twice shy!
@ Thrifty: I'm afraid of heights so can relate
@ Baino: I think I'd be more afraid of the lizard!
@ Broke: St Patrick cast them out or so the story goes. I believe a few pet snakes have escaped into the Irish countryside but usually die from the cold :-((
@ Anony: I remember that torch trick too but couldn't resist trying it over and over
Turning into my dad
ReplyDeleteThe number 9. I hate the feckin thing.
ReplyDeleteI lived about 100 yards from the ocean and after seeing the movie JAWS believed that a killer shark could tunnel its way to my backyard pool and kill me. Yes...I am an idiot.
ReplyDeleteSankes. And hand knitted, scratchy woollen tights – they’re worse than a thousand ants crawling up your legs! Or rats
ReplyDeleteI'm with Nick.
ReplyDeleteNever forget waking up once with one of those cock-a-roaches 2 inches from my nose, feelers swirling about as it decided whether or not to eat my face!
Plus, they're wicked fast.
I am afraid many things, such as snakes, rats, bats, bees, blackbeetles.....
ReplyDeleteI still could remember I was so scared by a goose when I was 5 years old.
@ Cest La Craic: I guess there's more to that story
ReplyDelete@ Xbox: as in the bus?
@ King of NY: ah yes - I didn't take a bath for a week after Jaws
@ Fida: rats - I hate those too - saw a movie where they killed people and ate them!
@ Megan: Roaches sure are unpopular and practically indestructible
@ iwalk: Geese are extremely aggressive - I remember an encounter which was a little scary