Paddy Pish - A Medicinal Compound


Are you tired of the gloom and doom of the economy? Financial markets got you in a tizzy? Is the credit crunch cramping your style? Do you need help to escape from the debt collectors, stockbrokers, bank managers and loan sharks beating down your door. 

Then maybe this is for you. Paddy in Buenos Aires is pleased to present at a hugely discounted price (just for you), a medicinal compound aka - Paddy Pish!  One sip and yer troubles will be history. Your suiters will flock to your beckoning call like flies on shit.  Ailments will abandon ship and bad breath will smell like roses. If you have acne you'll still be frikkin' ugly - sorry :-(

Call now and get 2 for the price of 1....But wait theres more - and now for the promotional video 




p.s. this song (Lilly the Pink) was one of my favourites as a lad - I still love it

Tags: Lilly the Pink, Medicinal compound, Scaffold, 
We'll drink a drink a drink to 
Lily the pink a pink a pink 
The saviour of the human race 
For she invented medicinal compound 
Most efficacious in every case

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6 comments:

  1. Ed & JeanneSeptember 22, 2008 12:38 pm

    And I love the inverted nipple bottom on the bottle...

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 12:40 pm

    Only interested if its 90% proof and comes with it's own little fire extinguisher.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 12:45 pm

    I love the guy on the bottle! :)

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  4. BainoSeptember 22, 2008 3:15 pm

    Hey if the green guy gives it the thumbs up it must be pish!

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  5. Paddy in BA (Quickroute)September 22, 2008 3:51 pm

    @VE: Trust you to spot that

    @Queenie: 100% proof - and nought taken out

    @iWalk: He's devilishly handsome alright

    @Baino: The man from BA - says yes

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  6. MeganSeptember 22, 2008 10:37 pm

    I'm afraid customs might not let it through...got to be more dangerous than Baino's Christmas ornaments, right?

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