Paddy Pish - A Medicinal Compound

Are you tired of the gloom and doom of the economy? Financial markets got you in a tizzy? Is the credit crunch cramping your style? Do you need help to escape from the debt collectors, stockbrokers, bank managers and loan sharks beating down your door. 

Then maybe this is for you. Paddy in Buenos Aires is pleased to present at a hugely discounted price (just for you), a medicinal compound aka - Paddy Pish!  One sip and yer troubles will be history. Your suiters will flock to your beckoning call like flies on shit.  Ailments will abandon ship and bad breath will smell like roses. If you have acne you'll still be frikkin' ugly - sorry :-(

Call now and get 2 for the price of 1....But wait theres more - and now for the promotional video 

p.s. this song (Lilly the Pink) was one of my favourites as a lad - I still love it

Tags: Lilly the Pink, Medicinal compound, Scaffold, 

We'll drink a drink a drink to 

Lily the pink a pink a pink 

The saviour of the human race 

For she invented medicinal compound 

Most efficacious in every case

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