Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Google Funny and Weird Search

You'll no doubt have seen some but hopefully not all of these before (if so skip to the second half of the post). Some are with the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' option, some are not.

Type the following phrases into Google search for some surprising results at the top of the list:

"Google Easter Egg" (with the 'I'm feeling lucky' option) - [or just click here ] - Play with the bunny!

"Find Chuck Norris" (with the 'I'm feeling lucky' option) - [or just click here ]

"the answer to life the universe and everything" [or just click here ]

"Who is a failure ?" [or just click here ]

"Achieving" [or just click here ]

"Search" [or just click here ] - You would expect Google to be higher?

"French military victories" (with the 'I'm feeling lucky' option) [or just click here ]

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Roy at Irish Taxi was checking to see what his most popular post was, so that got me wondering about the same thing.

I'm not necessarily top of the search list on google but am in the top 10 for some of these more unusual googled search terms below. When you run the search just scan for "~Irish Expat" in the list. Why do people look for this stuff on google? How do they end up on my blog?

"Irish taking the piss" [or just click here ]

"24 hour delivery" [or just click here ] (and scroll down)

"argentina expat tax evasion" [or just click here ]

"Argentina Leprechaun" [or just click here ]

"Pinapple Face" [or just click here ] (and scroll down - yes I spelt it wrong!)

"Irish tits" [or just click here ] (and scroll down)

"Uruguay tits" [or just click here ]

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Don't forget - Doogle - The feckin' search engine of Ireland

Question: If you arrived here via Google or Doogle what did you type?

Question: Any funny words or phrases bringing traffic to your blog?
b.t.w. If you have a blog, you can look at this stuff too with google analytics.

Tags: Google Funny and Weird Search, funny words or phrases google search

tag: google search, weird google search, live search,fun search,google,google bomb, funny strange weird google search results


Moon,  July 15, 2008 6:01 pm  

Hey, thanks for visiting my new blog ..... Can't promise to many boobs, but who knows ...

just exploring yours, got a feeling it's gonna make me laugh !

Moon,  July 15, 2008 6:04 pm  

Loved the French Victories .. never seent hat one before . good work !

Baino July 15, 2008 10:43 pm  

Quicky yer a cack! I'm having a truly SHIT day at work and saw this at lunchtime . . now I know how to 'Achieve' a female orgasm (something that has escaped me for short while) but seriously funny shit! If I could get our business website to optimise as well as your blog I'd be a happy camper! Funny shit!

Quickroute July 16, 2008 2:41 am  

@ Moon: Thanks for droppin' by also

@ Baino: I hope yer day improves - glad I could bring you a chuckle!

Megan July 16, 2008 4:40 am  

Aw chwist so many "click heres" and I was on my way to bed and all...

Be back tomorrow.

English Mum July 16, 2008 5:38 am  

I just Doogled greyhounds for a laugh and it came up with....MY BLOG!!! Heh x

Shaunj July 16, 2008 8:46 am  

if you google "Konina" (which in keeping with the theme of the week is Polish for horsemeat) and "Irishman"-you get my blog. absurd yet strangely.....satisfying :)

Quickroute July 16, 2008 10:59 am  

@ Megan: Sweet Dreams! Clickety Click manana!

@ English Mum: Nice one! I never know where I'll end up with Doogle which I guess is part of the fun!

@ Shaunj: Thanks for staying on the meat track! Tried horsemeat once - didn't really like it. where the hell is Shergar anyway?

roy July 16, 2008 11:08 am  

thanks for the link Quicky! and for Doogle! first I'd heard of it.
Have you tried statcounter? I use it alongside anaytics and find it better and they're IRISH (gotta support our own).............it's free

Quickroute July 16, 2008 11:20 am  

@ Roy: You're welcome. I use Statcounter too but the free version is limited to 500 log entries. I think if you use both together you get a good idea of how to do some SEO.

Queen Goob July 16, 2008 11:57 am  

I'm a 'tard and can't figure out that damn analytics thing to track my site. It sucks!

Xbox4NappyRash July 16, 2008 2:34 pm  

The top non title related google search to my blog is : 'Transvestite'...

Some of my personal favourites are:
'brother in a dress'
'randy milkman'
'what's a knob?'
'can testicles return to full size?'
'did lil kim have 4 gallons of sperm in her'

they are the 'publish-able' ones...

Quickroute July 16, 2008 7:27 pm  

@ Queen Goob: Try Statcounter - it's really easy.

@ Xbox: Those are some messed up peeps hunting you down on google - really messed up!

Will July 17, 2008 2:02 am  

got one today for "girlfriend diarrhea pants" not only is that a funny search query...but my page doesn't show up until the 3rd page of google for the term....someone was having a tough time finding good information on "girlfriend diarrhea pants"

Quickroute July 17, 2008 2:09 am  

@ Will: lol - you'd think they just google nappies or diapers! It would be so much easier!

VE July 17, 2008 1:41 pm  

Doogle. That's hillarious...and so much more straight foward!

Babs (Beetle) July 17, 2008 1:46 pm  

Hi quickroute. I think in order to get comment ratings you may need to use 'inline' comments. You have to go to Bloggerindraft.blogspot.com for the info.

Hope this helps

Quickroute July 18, 2008 10:40 am  

@ VE: I know - Whoever thought of that one was a genius.

@ babs: Thanks for dropping by - Appreciate the feedback.

Stevo July 18, 2008 2:41 pm  

Great site and great list of Google-isms.

Quickroute July 18, 2008 10:14 pm  

@Stevo: Cheers Stevo - thanks for visiting

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