Underpants are EVIL!
There has been an unusually cold spell here in Hong Kong for the last few weeks but nothing approaching the Arctic weather bombarding most of the rest of the world e.g. Norway with sub zero temperatures of -40 degrees Celsius - WTF?
Since I arrived in Hong Kong back in Feb, I have been consistently donning my 'vagabond' uniform of shorts and tee-shirt for my day wear leisure attire ensemble. I should clarify that these are shorts with netting i.e. no underwear as this just compounds my SAS syndrome.
However with such a cold front upon us, I've been forced to raise the BBC (Brass Balls Chill) Factor alert to 'BLUE' and adjust my whole approach to day wear fashion. The situation has escalated to such a serious degree that I have had to resort to drastic 'undercover' measures. Much as I have enjoyed letting it all hang loose and roam free, I hereby declare 'Underpants' are back in season until further notice.
So tell me, how is the weather in your crotch o' the woods?
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God Quickie you have no shame . .sweaty asses, going commando and now underwear? Since I don't have the required 'equipment' to go blue, I'm nice and cosy thanks. How's it in my neck of the woods? Warm and moist. The weather that is.
@ Baino: You should no by now I am missing the 'shame' gene - glad Oz is escaping the cold spell
It is very close in Singapore lah...balmy, clammy, sticky. I am melting. I wear specially adapted underwear with built in air con and de-humidifier to protect the spuds. Luv n kisses..your cuz
I love the cold ... heat not so much!! It's a balmy 22F I think tonight in the Pocono's. It's all very peculiar .. it's warmer here right now than it is in the South of England. Most Odd. And the mid west states and deep south are in the grip of Arctic Air. But it's early days yet .. first week of January - three months of winter to go yet ... When I'm cold enough to put the socks on under me boots I'll let you know!
It's a nippy -10°C right now with a balmy daytime high of -2°C forecast. You must be missing home terribly.
You think you have it bad? Take a look at this guy:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/o4Z1KlymxRBHgMNuca1WdQ?authkey=Gv1sRgCLvuloajmLvc8AE&feat=directlink
@ Cuz: and I thought you were just well hung
@ Issy: Bizarre weather all over alright - I prefers the cold meself
@ Primal: shivering just reading that - time for a hot toddie
@ Ea: yikes - I wonder what did he do to get them so blue?
Minus 40 in Norway is normal enough, but minus 20 overnight in Scotland? Yikes. Britain is now as cold as the South Pole and having its worst winter for at least 30 years. And all those mad motorists who think they can drive through anything and promptly get stuck in all the snow and ice.
Luckily my boy bits are always the warmest part of me. It's my hands that get cold, I need to wear gloves even when it's only slightly chilly.
Hope your underpants are nice and sexy for the missus!
I have to check in with my better half (not having the necessary bits to leave a meaningful comment on this thread)...
As the temperatures head into towards 40c here in Adelaide, I have become the naked housewife. I question if the people gathering in front of our second floor flat, are there for the shade of the giant pine or because sometimes the blinds aren't dropped to the floor.
Thanks for the hanging loose bit of info ;)
What on earth did they do to that poor Rhino?!
And you don't really want to know what the weather is over here, do you?
;)
@ Nick: Love the South Pole analogy - I haven't bought new underwear for years so they are a bit worn and faded :-(
@ Wandermom: I expect a full report!
@ Maya: Struttin' round naked is one of lifes pleasures for me
@ NicoleB: I'd imagine it's hot hot hot in your hood
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