The End of the World is Nigh?
And so it has begun. I went to the mall today ....
(place to go shopping for you non Yankee natives) as one does in this part of the world for a leisure activity and lo and behold they were playing Christmas music - WTF?. There's shops with Xmas lights - Jingle Bells - White Xmas, Apparently - Tis' the Season to be Jolly! - Stuff the Turkeys hole with Holly and all that jazz. - but just a bit early mind you? A sign of a desperate economy perhaps? Christmas has indeed come early. The Republicans and the highly intellectual Tea Party are flavor of the month in the recent elections. Obama has failed to revive the US economy even though he's had 2 years to fix the 8 years Georgie W.B. used to flush us down the toilet with 2 unwanted wars in far off lands. Time to board a flying saucer to some far flung universe where humanity will have a better chance of survival. All aboard Noah's Ark now before the flood starts.
(place to go shopping for you non Yankee natives) as one does in this part of the world for a leisure activity and lo and behold they were playing Christmas music - WTF?. There's shops with Xmas lights - Jingle Bells - White Xmas, Apparently - Tis' the Season to be Jolly! - Stuff the Turkeys hole with Holly and all that jazz. - but just a bit early mind you? A sign of a desperate economy perhaps? Christmas has indeed come early. The Republicans and the highly intellectual Tea Party are flavor of the month in the recent elections. Obama has failed to revive the US economy even though he's had 2 years to fix the 8 years Georgie W.B. used to flush us down the toilet with 2 unwanted wars in far off lands. Time to board a flying saucer to some far flung universe where humanity will have a better chance of survival. All aboard Noah's Ark now before the flood starts.
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Unfortunately Noah's Ark is now owned by Ark Enterprises International and not only is the entry fee astronomical but there's a ten-year waiting list. We'll have to build our own arks.
"When you're stressed, float a while" Good advice.
You're starting late! We had Christmas decorations in the shops in September and by January there'll be chocolate eggs on the shelf. Build your ark here, it's pissing down! I'm so unprepared.
@ Nick: Will my frequent flier points get me a seat on the ark? - My carpentry skills are a tad lacking so may have to build a rocket instead
@ Baino: September Xmas prep is nuts - just nuts
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