Santa Baby
I've had a little too much of Xmas cheer (aka booze) recently and hence I have not had the time, energy or coherence for visiting or commenting on blogs I read regularly. I have not been writing on my own blog for the same reason. I blame Santa. The white bearded one left me nothing as usual - Santa baby - You miserable bastard! - You haven't given me jack shit since 1975.
So what if I found out you were a charlatan back then and exposed you to one and all. I know there's a recession n' all that jazz but even a lump of coal is worth something these days and you didn't even leave that in my stocking which I washed specifically for the purpose you slimey North Polean piece of shit. I hope your elves start a revolution and eat you and I hope Mrs Claus sees you for the chimney sweeping toe rag that you really are.
P.S. Dear Santa, I might be persuaded to change my mind if you give me an unlocked iphone (just maybe)
Update: Dec 28th 3pm - hmmm.. re-reading this late night rant, I guess I was being a little too hard on poor old Santa :-((
P.P.S. I gave the ol' blog a bit of a face lift (still tweaking) - let me know what you think? - (poll top left)
So what if I found out you were a charlatan back then and exposed you to one and all. I know there's a recession n' all that jazz but even a lump of coal is worth something these days and you didn't even leave that in my stocking which I washed specifically for the purpose you slimey North Polean piece of shit. I hope your elves start a revolution and eat you and I hope Mrs Claus sees you for the chimney sweeping toe rag that you really are.
P.S. Dear Santa, I might be persuaded to change my mind if you give me an unlocked iphone (just maybe)
Update: Dec 28th 3pm - hmmm.. re-reading this late night rant, I guess I was being a little too hard on poor old Santa :-((
P.P.S. I gave the ol' blog a bit of a face lift (still tweaking) - let me know what you think? - (poll top left)
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15 comments:
Ack! A makeover!
Aw man, Quicky, that's wrong on so many different levels. Think yourself lucky, he bought Hubby an axe, and he asked for Sarah Jessica Parker in the buff.
It's official.
He has a midlife crisis ;)
And well, what would one expect from an Irish guy?
Get drunk and no time for blogging ;)
Cheers. Santa brought me nothing. I think he was here and stole my piggy bank and clock radio. Bastard indeed!
The new layout looks good, why are you still using blogger?
What you fail to mention is, have YOU been a good boy all year long? You know Santa has specific instructions for the boys and girls to behave so he can bring presents.
Think think think, think of anything you might have done this past year that put you in the "bad boy" category, hence the bypassing of your chimney.
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Joke aside hope this has been a wonderful year for you! Best wishes for 2009!
Gx :)
Awww . . nothin? Nada? Niet? I think you lie Quickie . . Perhaps he just forgot to check the list twice. Must admit, he's slacking off in his old age, I asked for a trip to Paris and got 2 wooden spoons and 8 tea towels! Bastard wants me chained to the kitchen sink!
I'll join in to expose the bearded red robed bastard for his form. I haven't got anything and I flew almost 6 hours for Christmas.
Didn't know the miserly Steve Job makes unlocked iPhones. Thought we're all indentured servants to the designated service providers.
Santa's boycotting me since my attempts to unionise the elves.
@Megan: that bad eh?
@EM: I gues he has an axe to grind!
@Nicole B: drunkeness is next to Godliness
@Stevo: I just can't be arsed starting from scratch - i know WP is better but I don't have energy right now
@Gaye: Sh!t - I forgot about the whole behaving thing
Happy hols to you too
@Baino: Not even a pair of socks :-(
@TCL: google iPhone hacks - there always a way!
@Cest Le Craic: I can see that would get u in trouble alright - STRIKE!
I believe it resulted in the delocalisation of Santa Corp to somewhere out side of Peking.
The elves have declared Lapland a socialist republique and they are looking to nationalise toy production.
Vive la ResoluciΓ²n
Once again I open your blog and am stunned at your choice of photo. Where do you find them?
Nah, it's fine! I like change! Just always startling at first...
;)
seeing your layout, I tried it on my blog..
Luckily on a test blog first... There is quite a bit of tweaking to be done...
Send me an email if you please peter(a)theroadtothehorizon(dot)org...
I'd like to get some background info from you on how you migrated your blog...
PS: I saw your layout around 11 pm... And I started to fiddle around. It is now 3 am. THANKS A LOT MATE... YOU MADE ME LOOSE SLEEP! ;-)))
Seriously.. HNY.
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Hi, Quickroute, You are somewhat unfair to poor Santa, he was just a little too much of Xmas cheer recently and had not had the time to prepare your gift. :P
P.S.
I think your former theme is more characteristic. :)
P.P.S.
Did I say happy new year to you?
Oh!
Happy happy new year to you!
What are you doing with my pin up!
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